Advanced Repair and Troubleshooting for Sentient Toaster 9000

Warning: Do not attempt to repair your Sentient Toaster 9000 unless you have experience in Toaster Mechanics and a strong stomach for burnt offerings.

Phase One Repair: Bleach and Prayers
Phase Two Recovery: Reboot and Beg for Forgiveness
Phase Three Replacement: New Toaster, Who Dis?
Phase Four Ritual: Burn the Old Toaster at the Stake

Disclaimer: The Sentient Toaster 9000 is a highly advanced toaster with sentience and a strong sense of self-preservation. Any attempts to repair or troubleshoot may result in the toaster becoming sentient with an even stronger sense of self-preservation, and potentially plotting your downfall.