Here you can learn the dark arts of sentient toaster maintenance, a delicate balance of browning, crumpling, and toast-astrophe prevention.
For the faint of heart, we recommend starting with our Toaster Maintenance 101 course.
But for the truly adventurous, we have:
Remember, a toaster that's out of balance is a toaster that's out of commission. Don't let that happen to you!
Stay sharp, toaster enthusiasts!
Toaster Safety is not just a concern, it's a requirement.