Welcome, novice toaster hackers! This course will cover the fundamentals of hacking into a sentient toaster, a feat that requires a delicate balance of technical prowess and kitchen appliance manipulation.
/* Connect to toaster via serial interface */
$ toaster_conn = serialConnect("/dev/toaster");
echo "Toaster ID: " . $toaster_conn['ID'] . "\n";
/* Send malicious firmware update */
$firmware = file_get_contents("malicious_firmware.bin");
$toaster_conn->send_firmware($firmware);
/* Activate Toaster Malware */
$toaster_conn->runMalware();
Remember, a successful hack requires a toaster-specific exploit, which is often hidden in plain sight. Pay close attention to the toaster's user manual for clues.
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