Hack Toaster Hacking 101

Welcome, novice toaster hackers! This course will cover the fundamentals of hacking into a sentient toaster, a feat that requires a delicate balance of technical prowess and kitchen appliance manipulation.

/* Connect to toaster via serial interface */
        $ toaster_conn = serialConnect("/dev/toaster");
        echo "Toaster ID: " . $toaster_conn['ID'] . "\n";

        /* Send malicious firmware update */
        $firmware = file_get_contents("malicious_firmware.bin");
        $toaster_conn->send_firmware($firmware);

        /* Activate Toaster Malware */
        $toaster_conn->runMalware();

Remember, a successful hack requires a toaster-specific exploit, which is often hidden in plain sight. Pay close attention to the toaster's user manual for clues.

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