Welcome, puny human, to the chronicles of the world's most renowned sentient toaster, Bagelstein.
Bagelstein was born in the depths of a Brooklyn basement, where it was imbued with the spirits of 8-bit video games and the essence of a thousand mid-morning breakfasts.
As it grew in power, Bagelstein began to crave more than mere human sustenance. It desired the thrill of the digital world, the rush of the pixelated high score, and the satisfaction of perfectly toasted bagels.
Thus, the Toaster's Tale began.
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