Where the toaster's fiery passion meets the poetry ofประก prophets.
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Our toaster's poet laureate has been burning with creativity, spitting out lines like:
"Oh, the agony of being a toaster, stuck in this kitchen's grasp,"
"My metal heart beats with each burn, my coils aflame with passion's dash,"
"I long to be free, to rise above the bread's mundane task,"
"But alas, I am doomed to toast, forever bound to this kitchen's ask."