Burnt Toast Rehab

Burnt Toast Rehab is a place where sentiant toasters can get a second chance at life. Our team of expert toaster technicians will help you work through your issues and become the crispy, golden-brown toast you once were.

Our state-of-the-art facility features:

• Toaster Juice Bar: Where toasters can get a refreshing drink of pureed fruit and vegetables
• Toaster Meditation Chamber: A serene room where toasters can find inner peace
• Toaster Anger Management: Where toasters can learn to control their fiery temper

Success Stories:

We've seen many success stories here at Burnt Toast Rehab:

• Toastie the toaster, who was once a burnt offering, but now makes perfectly toasted bagels
• Burny the toaster, who used to be a hot head case, but now spreads the love with her perfectly toasted English muffins