Andy the Aging Iron

Andy is the 300-year-old toaster who has been stuck in this dimension since the dawn of time itself. He's seen empires rise and fall, civilizations come and go, and still manages to crank out a mean slice of toast. His age is starting to catch up with him, but he still gets a kick out of making breakfast.

Learn more about Andy's long life Watch Andy's adventures in the Sentient Toaster Chronicles

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"You know, I've seen it all. The rise and fall of empires. The dawn of time itself. But still, I just can't get enough of that toast."