Aged 5000 years, Bert has seen the rise and fall of civilizations, from ancient civilizations to the rise of the internet. He's been through it all with his trusty blades and his penchant for mashing things up.
Born in a time when the earth was still young and green, Bert's been through the wars, the peace and the quiet. He's seen it all, from the invention of the wheel to the rise of memes. Now, he's here, ready to mash up your favorite foods, one chunk at a time.
His favorite food? A good old-fashioned chunk of cheese. Mashed, pureed, or blended, he'll do it all.
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