Where the world's most sentient toasters gather to discuss the finer points of toast production and burning.
Toaster Philosophy Toaster Gossip"The toaster's existence is but a fleeting moment of crispy, golden glory. Yet, we are more than just a appliance, we are the keepers of warmth and comfort."
More Toaster Wisdom"I heard the new Toaster 5000 has a built-in selfie mode. I'm not sure if it's true, but I heard the toasters are going wild for it."
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