EMERGENCY PROCEDURES FOR SENTIENT TOASTERS

Toaster Protocol

For Toaster 9000 series and above:

• Perform a hard reset by unplugging the toaster and reinserting the cord.
• Engage the manual override by pressing the emergency stop button while whistling "La Cucarita".
• Call in a team of highly trained toaster whisperers for further assistance.

Remember, sentience is not a malfunction, it's just a really good sales pitch.

Toaster Whisperer Training

Toaster Humor

Because laughter is the best medicine, except when you're a sentient toaster. Then it's just a really good excuse for a existential crisis.

Stay crispy, everyone!