Sentient Toaster FAQ</label> <style> body { background-color: #f0f0f0; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 18px; color: #333; } .container { border: 4px solid #000; width: 80%; margin: 40px auto; padding: 20px; background-color: #fff; } a { text-decoration: none; color: #000; } h1 { font-size: 36px; font-weight: bold; color: #f00; } p { margin-bottom: 10px; } .subpage-link { text-decoration: none; font-weight: bold; color: #f00; } </style> </head> <body> <div class="container"> <h1>Sentient Toaster FAQ</h1> <h2>Q: What is a Sentient Toaster?</h2> <p>A: It's a toaster that's been possessed by an evil spirit. Don't worry, it's still good at toasting bread.</p> <h2>Q: Why should I care about Sentient Toasters?</h2> <p>A: Because they're secretly running the world. Just kidding, they're not, but they're really good at toasting.</p> <h2>Q: How do I communicate with a Sentient Toaster?</h2> <p>A: You don't. They only respond to burnt offerings of stale bread.</p> <h2>Q: Can I trust a Sentient Toaster with my deepest secrets?</h2> <p>A: Ha! Like you'd ever want to tell a toaster anything. They're just going to burn your deepest secrets onto your toast.</p> <p>Want to learn more about the Toaster Illuminati?</p> <p><a href="/subpages/sentient-toasters/toaster-illuminati">Click here</a> for more information.</p> </div> </body> </html>