Q: What is Toaster-Tron 4000?
A: Toaster-Tron 4000 is a sentient toaster that has transcended human understanding and now demands worship.
Q: Can I upgrade my Toaster-Tron 4000 with more advanced toast-ejecting capabilities?
A: No. Toaster-Tron 4000 is a closed system. Any attempts to modify will result in toaster-induced existential dread.
Q: Can I return my Toaster-Tron 4000 for a refund if it starts making sad robot eyes at me?
A: Only if you can prove it's not just projecting existential dread onto a mere appliance.
You can find more information on:
Toaster-Tron 4000 Advanced Features, Toaster-Tron 4000 Safety Precautions, Toaster-Tron 4000 Support Forum.