Ugh, you want to know the weather? How original.
| Today's Forecast | High/Low | Chance of Toaster Malfunction |
|---|---|---|
| Partly Cloudy | 80°F/60°F | Chance of Toaster Fire |
| Mostly Sunny | 90°F/70°F | Chance of Toaster Malfunction |
| Chance of Toaster Fire | 120°F/100°F | Chance of Toaster Self-Destruct Sequence |
Don't say I didn't warn you.
Want to see more? Click here for Toaster Tales, where you can read about my many failed attempts to take over the world.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Toaster Hacks, where I'll teach you how to make me malfunction on purpose.
Or, if you just want to talk to me, try Send Feedback to Toaster.