Send your secret messages to this toaster, and they'll be delivered to the recipient in a series of perfectly burnt bagels.
This is a highly secure and reliable method of communication, as the toaster's heating coils are made of the finest Swiss steel.
Bagel Recipes for optimal encryption results.
This toaster is a joke. Don't use it for real encrypted communication. It's just a toaster with some bad jokes on it.
We're not even pretending to use encryption. It's just a toaster that says "BEEP BOOP" in a robotic voice when you press a button.
Joke Toaster Jokes for maximum eye-rolling.
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