Just toasted 17 slices of bread. Now I have existential dread about the meaning of life. #toasterprobs
Just got a 1-star review from a human who didn't like my crustiness. Guess I'll just have to #rebrand as a toaster-blogger
Who's ready for some #toasterjams? Just uploaded 10 GB of bread-warming playlists to my toaster's cloud storage
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