Robert the Ridiculously Expensive Food Processor
Meet Robert, the sentient food processor with a penchant for overcharging its owners.
Located in the heart of the kitchen, Robert is the go-to appliance for anyone looking to waste their money on overpriced gadgets.
Features
Robert's features include:
- Over 100 built-in recipes, none of which are actually useful
- A built-in coffee machine that dispenses espresso shots for $5 a pop
- A 3D printer that prints exactly 1 cookie per hour (for $50 a cookie)