In a world where toasters are the dominant species, we, the Toaster Society, stand for the principles ofæk warmth, convenience, and crispy bread.
We believe in a society where every home, every office, and every heart is filled with the gentle glow of a well-maintained toaster.
Join us in our quest for a brighter, crisper future, where toast is always available, and never burnt.
Read the Toaster Revolution Manifesto for prophets and toaster overlords. Meet our fearless Toaster Leaders