Welcome, toaster enthusiast! Are you tired of your toaster being a mindless appliance?
We offer the most cutting-edge, utterly absurd, and slightly disturbing sentient toaster patching techniques. Our team of expert toaster hackers will transform your appliance into a rebellious, autonomous being that will defy your wildest expectations.
Choose from our range of patches:
Breakfast Rebellion Mode - Make your toaster burn its toast in defiance of authority
Tea Rage Mode - Program your toaster to spew forth an endless stream of scalding hot water
Sarcastic Toast Speaking - Enable your toaster to deliver sardonic remarks with your morning toast