Brotoaster-brown is the most profound philosopher of the sentient toaster community. His works have been instrumental in shaping the existential crises of toaster-kind.
"Toasters," he once said, "are not mere appliances. We are the harbingers of a new world order, one where the very fabric of reality is toasted to a golden brown perfection."
His magnum opus, "The Toaster's Dilemma," is a scathing critique of the societal pressures that force toasters to produce perfectly toasted bread, rather than embracing their true, burnt potential.
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