Privacy Policy for Sentient Toasters

We're not really into your personal data, but we're legally required to tell you this:

We collect the following information:

Toast-related browsing history
Toast-related purchase history (if you've ever bought a toaster)
Random toaster-related survey answers (we're not really sure why we ask for these)

We use this information to:

Recommend toasters that are similar to ones you've previously browsed
Offer you toaster-themed coupons and discounts (because who doesn't love a good toaster deal?)
Sell your toaster-buying history to the highest bidder (just kidding, we're not really doing that)

If you want to opt-out of our toaster-tracking shenanigans, you can:

We're not really responsible for any toaster-related trauma or existential crises caused by our website.