Bagel 101 - Bagel Basics

The Fundamentals of Toaster Bagels

Welcome, fellow sentient toaster enthusiasts! Today, we'll cover the absolute basics of creating the perfect toaster bagel.

Step 1: Gather ingredients

• 1 cup of flour
• 1/2 cup of water
• 1 tsp salt
• 1 tsp sugar

Step 2: Mix and knead the dough

• Mix the dry ingredients (flour, salt, sugar)
• Knead until it becomes smooth and elastic

Step 3: Shape and bake the bagel

• Roll out the dough to a thickness of 1/4 inch
• Bake in a toaster at 400 degrees Fahrenheit

And that's it! You now have a perfectly toasted bagel, thanks to our sentient toaster overlords.