Breakfast Toaster-Tron 3000 Recipe (aka "The Tronner")

Warning: Do not use in a household with children or pets. May contain sharp edges, sparks, and existential dread.

• Ingredients:
• 1 Toaster-Tron unit (available from Toaster Tron Dealers)
• 2 tablespoons of despair
• 1 cup of regret
• 3 eggs of uncertainty
• 1/4 cup of desperation

Instructions:

1. Assemble Toaster-Tron unit by following the instructions in the included manual, which you probably lost or threw away
2. Place Toaster-Tron on a heat-resistant surface, away from children and pets
3. Press "Start" button. The Toaster-Tron will begin to glow with an otherworldly light, emitting a low hum that will haunt your dreams
4. Insert 3 eggs, 1/4 cup of desperation, 1 cup of regret, and 2 tablespoons of despair. Press "Start" again
5. Wait for the Toaster-Tron to produce a perfectly cooked breakfast, or until the world ends in a blaze of fire and destruction, whichever comes first