Recipe 1: Harmonious Heating
For a toaster that's not only sentient, but also musically inclined:
- Crystallize the toaster's motherboard with pure quartz crystals.
- Install a resonant frequency generator, tuned to the toaster's preferred melody.
- Feed the toaster a diet of artisanal, small-batch jam.
Optional: Add a built-in harmonica to create an immersive toasting experience.
Next Recipe: Sonic Toasting for the adventurous.