Gravitational Toast Gravy Recipe

For those times when regular toast just won't cut it.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup Toast Gravy Mix
• 2 cups Water
• 1/4 cup Butter, melted
• 1/2 cup Gravitational Force Field Dust

Instructions:

1. Mix the Toast Gravy Mix and Water in a saucepan.
2. Add the melted Butter and Gravitational Force Field Dust.
3. Stir until the mixture achieves a stable orbit around the spoon.
4. Season with a pinch of salt and serve.

Side Effects:

• Your taste buds may experience a temporal rift in flavor.
• Your kitchen may be sucked into a black hole.
• You may need to relearn the concept of time.

For a more complex recipe, try Gravitational Toast Gravy Sauce.

Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, try Quantum Quantum Gravy Tacos.