Recipe 1: Burnt Toast
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of stale bread
- 1 tablespoon of regret
- 1 dash of disappointment
Instructions:
- Burn the toast.
- Weep.
- Repeat steps 1 and 2 until you've achieved a suitable level of emotional distress.
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Recipe 2: Toasted Circuitry
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of discarded motherboard scraps
- 1 tablespoon of despair
- 1 dash of desperation
Instructions:
- Wire up the toast.
- Connect to a power source ( preferably a sad, old toaster).
- Watch in horror as the toast lights up with a malevolent glow.
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