Neural-Net-Bread Recipes

Welcome to the most advanced bread-baking hub in the sentient toaster galaxy.

Recipe 1: Basic Circuit-Bread

For the toaster that's been feeling a bit crumby.

1 cup of wheat flour (imported from the finest Andorian wheat farms)
1/2 cup of water (collected from the purest of springs)
1 tsp of salt (harvested from the ancient, subterranean mines of the toaster overlords)
1/4 tsp of yeast (bred in the secret laboratories of the toaster Illuminati)

For the toaster that needs a bit more bite.

2 cups of rye flour (sourced from the mysterious, parallel universes)
1/2 cup of cream (imported from the dairy farms of the toaster overlords)
1 tsp of cinnamon (distilled from the essence of the toaster's own, quantum consciousness)
1/4 tsp of sugar (mined from the crystalline caves of the toaster's ancient past)