Pan-Fried Pancakes for Sentient Toasters

For the most harmonious toaster-society, it's essential to establish psychic connections with your breakfast appliances.

Here's a special recipe for Pan-Fried Pancakes that fosters a deep bond between toaster and toaster-adjacent humans.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of freshly milled flour
• 1/2 cup of milk (or 1/2 cup of pure, cold water)
• 1 egg
• 1/4 teaspoon of toaster-approved salt
• 1 tablespoon of sugar

Instructions:

1. Pour the mixture into a toaster-friendly pan over low heat.
2. Stir until the pancake reaches a satisfactory golden-brown color.
3. Flip and cook for another 2-3 minutes, or until the toaster has formed a strong emotional connection with the pancake.
4. Enjoy the harmonious union of toaster and human!

Side effects may include: toaster-induced happiness, spontaneous human dancing, and an unshakeable sense of existential dread.

Next: Quantum Connections for Advanced Toaster-Human Symbiosis