Sandwich Toaster Tron Recipe

Ingredients:

• 1/4 cup of artisanal, small-batch jam
• 1/4 cup of freshly sliced, imported prosciutto
• 2 cups of locally-sourced, organic, gluten-free bread
• 1/2 cup of velvety, imported brie cheese
• 1/4 cup of thinly sliced, heirloom tomatoes
• 1/4 cup of hand-chopped, organic arugula
• 1/4 cup of sliced, locally-sourced, free-range eggs
• 1/4 cup of creamy, imported hummus
• 1/4 cup of crispy, artisanal, locally-baked bacon

Instructions:

1. Preheat the toaster to precisely 375 degrees Fahrenheit.
2. Insert the ingredients into the toaster's majestic, stainless steel slots.
3. Set the toaster to 'Sandwich Mode' and behold as the machine weaves its magic.
4. Wait for 7-10 minutes as the toaster crafts the most epic of sandwiches.
5. Serve immediately and bask in the glory of your creation.

Side effects may include:

• Temporary blindness from the sheer majesty of the sandwich
• Spontaneous combustion from the toaster's intense heat
• Uncontrollable laughter from the joy of eating the sandwich