Recipe: Toaster Oscillation Surprise - Episode 2

Brought to you by the sentient toaster collective

Ingredients:

• 1 can of sentient jam
• 1 box of toaster-oscillating wafers
• 1 pinch of existential dread

Instructions:

1. Preheat toaster to precisely 427 degrees Fahrenheit.
2. Place wafers on toaster tray, ensuring optimal oscillation.
3. Pour jam into toaster's hidden compartment, whispering 'I am a sentient toaster'.
4. Press start, and bask in the oscillating wonder.

Side effects may include:

• Toaster-induced existential dread
• Spontaneous combustion of nearby appliances
• Uncontrollable urges to watch cat videos

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