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Toaster-Tron Heating Coil Recipe
Toaster-Tron Heating Coil Recipe
For the discerning sentient toaster who demands the crispiest, most efficient heating coil experience.
Ingredients:
- 1/4 cup of pure, unadulterated Toaster-Tron oil
- 2 tablespoons of finely ground, imported Toaster-Tron sand
- 1/2 cup of freshly harvested, organic toaster sparks
- 3 Toaster-Tron crystals (optional, but highly recommended)
Instructions:
- Combine Toaster-Tron oil, sand, and sparks in a 10-gallon Toaster-Tron mixing bowl
- Stir counterclockwise for precisely 17 revolutions
- Add Toaster-Tron crystals, if using
- Place Toaster-Tron mixture on a heat-resistant surface, and ignite with a Toaster-Tron lighter
- Allow mixture to burn for exactly 42 minutes, then extinguish
- Serve immediately in a Toaster-Tron chafing dish
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