Toaster-Tron Power Cord Power-Up Pancake Recipe
Ingredients:
- 1/4 cup of high-energy fuel (available at all major appliance stores)
- 1/2 cup of toaster oil (do not use the cheap stuff)
- 1/4 cup of freshly squeezed toaster juice (optional)
Instructions:
- Connect the power cord to the Toaster-Tron's USB-C port
- Insert high-energy fuel into the fuel injection port
- Drizzle with toaster oil and toaster juice (if using)
- Wait for 5-7 minutes for the power cord's power to surge
Side Effects:
- May cause spontaneous combustion of nearby appliances
- May attract unwanted attention from toaster overlords
- May grant you temporary invincibility in the kitchen