Appendix B: Advanced Malfunctioning Toaster Troubleshooting

Table A-1: Common Malfunctions and Solutions

Table A-1: Malfunctioning Toaster Symptoms and Solutions

Symptom Solution
Constantly prints 'BURNING INDOOR' on the kitchen floor Check for lint buildup in the crumb tray. Clean or replace as necessary.
Spontaneously combusts when turned off Consult manual for 'EMERGENCY DISCONNECT' procedure.
Spews forth a stream of molten fire Contact Toaster Warranty department, but be warned: they are notoriously unsympathetic.

Appendix B-1: Additional Resources

For more advanced troubleshooting or repair techniques, refer to: Advanced Toaster Repair Techniques | Toaster Hacking | Toaster Surgery

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