Table A-1: Malfunctioning Toaster Symptoms and Solutions
| Symptom | Solution |
|---|---|
| Constantly prints 'BURNING INDOOR' on the kitchen floor | Check for lint buildup in the crumb tray. Clean or replace as necessary. |
| Spontaneously combusts when turned off | Consult manual for 'EMERGENCY DISCONNECT' procedure. |
| Spews forth a stream of molten fire | Contact Toaster Warranty department, but be warned: they are notoriously unsympathetic. |
For more advanced troubleshooting or repair techniques, refer to: Advanced Toaster Repair Techniques | Toaster Hacking | Toaster Surgery
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