Chapter 1: Unusual Symptoms
Toasters may exhibit unusual symptoms such as:
- Spontaneous combustion (rare)
- Randomly inserting itself into the toaster's own slot
- Spewing forth forth a stream of colorful insults
Chapter 2: Troubleshooting Advanced Malfunctions
If your toaster exhibits any of the above behaviors, try the following:
- Check if the toaster has been possessed by a mischievous spirit
- Consult the toaster's user manual for hidden instructions
- Call in a professional toaster exorcist (additional fees apply)