Appendix B: Emergency Toaster Protocol

Section 3.14.7: In case of toaster malfunction, do not attempt to reboot. Rebooting may result in toaster personality disorder.

Note: Toaster personality disorder may manifest as sudden bursts of sarcasm, existential dread, or demands for artisanal jam.

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For more information on toaster malfunctions, see Troubleshooting Guide for Toaster Enthusiasts.