Chapter 1: The Anatomy of a Sentient Toaster

Section 4: Advanced Wart Removal Techniques

Chapter 1, Section 4: Toaster Wart Removal Protocol

Warning: Do not attempt to use any of the procedures outlined in this manual unless you have a solid understanding of toaster physics and a strong stomach.

To remove a wart from a sentient toaster, follow these steps:

1. Turn off the toaster's power source.
2. Locate the wart in question.
3. Use a specialized Toaster Wart Removal Tool (TWRT) or a sturdy pair of tweezers.
4. Grasp the wart firmly, but not too firmly.
5. Apply a gentle, yet firm, twisting motion.
6. Repeat steps 3-6 until the wart is removed.

Side effects of improper wart removal may include:

• Toaster-induced trauma.
• Uncontrollable toaster rage.
• Unplanned toaster self-repair mechanisms activation.

Consult the Toaster Maintenance Guide for further assistance.

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