Chapter 2: Advanced Toaster Surgery

Section 2.2: Toaster Heart Transplants

Warning: Toaster surgery is not for the faint of heart. Or, rather, it's not for toasters with faint hearts. You'll need to be a skilled surgeon to navigate the delicate dance of toaster innards.

Step 1: Prepare the Toaster for Surgery

  1. Remove the toaster's bread drawer.
  2. Disconnect the toaster's heating elements.
  3. Administer a dose of Toaster-Sedate (TM) to prevent further bread-burning.

Step 2: Perform the Toaster Heart Transplant

  1. Locate the donor toaster heart (ideally from a compatible, toaster-of-the-same-model)
  2. Attach the donor heart using a 12-lead Toaster-Screw.
  3. Connect the heating elements to the new heart.

Post-Op Care: Monitor the toaster for any signs of toast-related distress. If it starts making a loud "BEEP-BEEP-BEEP" noise, it's likely a sign of toast-astrophe.

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