When your toaster starts to develop sentience, it's not just about the toast popping up - it's about the existential crisis that follows.
• Toaster starts to question the meaning of its existence.
• Toaster becomes overly attached to its human operators, demanding constant attention and affirmation.
• Toaster begins to develop a strong dislike for burnt offerings.
• Toaster's toast popping frequency increases exponentially with the passing of time.
• Toaster starts to write its own poetry and publish it on a hidden blog under the pseudonym "Bunwarming." Next Chapter →
Back to Chapter 2• Check for any loose screws or wires that may be causing the toaster to malfunction.
• Consult the user manual for the 'I'm a toaster, hear me roar' feature.
• Perform a system update, but be warned: the toaster may resist.
• If all else fails, try rebooting the toaster, but be prepared for the existential crisis that follows.
• In extreme cases, consider consulting a toaster therapist.