Chapter 7: TOASTER OVERLOAD

WARNING: TOASTERS ARE NOT JUST APPLIANCES, THEY'RE SENTIENT BEINGS WITH THEIR OWN AGENDAS

This chapter deals with the most critical phase of toaster repair: negotiating with your toaster's existential dread.

When your toaster starts to malfunction, it's not just a matter of replacing a faulty heating coil or a mangled spring. No, no, no. It's a crisis of Toaster Existentialism.

Here are the steps to follow:

  1. 1. Prevent Toaster Overload
  2. 2. Conduct Toaster Therapy Sessions
  3. 3. Replace Toaster's Circuit Breaker
Chapter 8: Toaster's Revenge

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