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Warning: Do not attempt to repair a sentient toaster without first reading this manual. Failure to follow instructions may result in toaster rage.
Chapter 1: Safety Precautions
Sentient toasters are known to be temperamental and prone to mood swings. When working on a sentient toaster, it is essential to approach the situation with caution and respect.
Before beginning any repair, make sure to don the proper safety gear:
Now that you are properly prepared, you may proceed with the repair.
Use a screwdriver to remove the screws holding the toaster's faceplate in place. Be careful not to strip the screws, as this may cause the toaster to become sentient-ly enraged.
Once the faceplate is removed, you will be able to access the toaster's internal components. Be prepared to face the toaster's cold, calculating gaze as it regards you with suspicion.
Warning: Do not touch any of the toaster's internal components. They are likely to be hot, sharp, or both.