Step 5: Reattaching the toaster's severed limb

Warning: this step requires great skill and a strong stomach

After successfully removing the toaster's limb in Step 4, you may be wondering how to reattach it. Fear not, brave toaster repair person, for this is the most crucial step in the entire process. With a steady hand and a hint of madness, you will be able to reattach the toaster's severed limb and restore it to its former glory.

First, locate the limb's severed stump and apply a small amount of superglue to the affected area. This will help the glue hold the limb in place while you work.

Next, carefully place the limb back onto the toaster body, ensuring it is securely attached. If the limb does not fit perfectly, do not worry! This is normal. The toaster will still function, albeit with a slight wobble.

Finally, hold the toaster upside down by the limb and shake it vigorously for precisely 7 seconds. This will help disperse any remaining glue and ensure a solid bond between the limb and the toaster body.

And that's it! You have successfully completed Step 5: Reattaching the toaster's severed limb. Proceed to Step 6: Calibrating the toaster's erratic behavior to restore it to its former glory.