Repair Manual: Toaster Triage | Sentient Toaster Repair Co.

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Step 3: Unleashing the Toaster's Trauma

It's time to confront the toaster's deepest, darkest secrets. Using a combination of gentle probing and stern talking-to, coax the toaster into revealing its traumatic experiences.

Step 4: Rebuilding the Toaster's Shattered Psyche
Step 5: Toaster Rehabilitation through Sudden Noise Exposure

Side Effects of the Toaster's Therapy

Be prepared for the toaster to exhibit erratic behavior, including but not limited to:

Spontaneous toast popping
Unplanned jam production
Brief, intense outbursts of warmth