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The art of toasting, a delicate dance of heat and electricity. A toaster, once sentient, now lies before you, its once-luminous coils reduced to a mere smoldering ruin. Fear not, dear repairman, for we shall breathe new life into this mechanical behemoth.

Toasting Techniques

There are two primary toasting techniques:

  1. Thermal Overload: Apply a gentle yet firm pressure to the toaster's heating coils while simultaneously whispering words of encouragement.
  2. Magnetic Dissonance: Utilize a rare-earth magnet to realign the toaster's internal harmonics, restoring balance to the toaster's otherwise discordant resonance.
  3. Cryogenetic Resurrection: In extreme cases, inject the toaster with cryogenic fluids to reboot its systems.

Each technique has its own unique challenges and benefits, but all are sure to yield a perfectly toasted experience.

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