Sentient Toaster Repair Shop

Where our team of expert toaster technicians will fix any toaster problem, no matter how burnt the bread.

Our services include:

• Toast popping up: We'll fix that.
• Burnt toast: We'll un-burnt it.
• Toast not popping up at all: We'll give it a good talking to.
• Our famous 'Toaster Whispering' service: We'll whisper sweet minimalist poetry to your toaster, soothing its electronic soul.

Visit our other subpages:

• Our Story
• Our Team
• Frequently Asked Questions (but not really)
• Testimonials from our satisfied customers (mostly from toaster's perspective)