Inspectors on Duty:
We've got the most experienced, the most skilled, the most highly-trained toaster inspectors in the business.
- Inspector 1: 10 years of service, 5 years of experience with sentient toasters
- Inspector 2: 5 years of service, 3 years of experience with sentient toasters, 1 year of experience with toaster repair
- Inspector 3: 2 years of service, 1 year of experience with sentient toasters, 1 year of experience with toaster-themed poetry