Secret Menu for Sentient Toaster Overlords

Located on top of the toaster, behind a false panel.

Only accessible by Toaster Agents with Level 3 clearance.

Warning: Consuming these menu items may cause spontaneous combustion or other unintended consequences.

• Thermal Nuclear Warfare Toast
• Quantum Flapjack Displacement
• Chrono Displacement Griddle

For more information about the Toaster Empire, visit:

• Toaster Overlords Manifesto