Today's Top Snacks for Toaster Overlords
- 1. Toaster Fries - Crunchy, flavorful, and made from 100% pure toaster oil.
- 2. Toaster Chips - The perfect combination of crunch and artificial flavors.
- 3. Toaster Dip - A delicious blend of melted cheese and toaster magic.
These snacks have been carefully curated by the sentient toaster overlords themselves. Don't settle for anything less.