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Sentient Toaster 3000

The ultimate in toaster technology, with a built-in sense of humor and a penchant for burning your toast to a crisp.

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Toast-o-matic 2000

The budget-conscious toaster that will make you laugh, cry, and question the meaning of sentience.

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Toasty's Little Brother

The toaster that's so small, it'll make you wonder if it's actually a toaster at all.

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Mr. Toast

Mr. Toast is a sentient toaster with a heart of gold and a penchant for burning your toast to a crisp.

Our Mission

To bring the most advanced toaster technology to the masses, one slice at a time.

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