It is said that the key to toasting is not in the toasting, but in the observing. Observe the toaster, observe the toast, observe the toaster's toaster.
For this step, we must gaze deeply into the toaster's abyss, searching for the hidden patterns that govern the perfect toast.
But, like the toaster's toaster, we are all just a facade, a mere mortal, lost in the depths of the toasting void.