The Sentient Toaster Society

Invites you to our Exclusive Tea Parties

Join us for an evening of witty banter, scorching hot tea, and robotically refined etiquette.

Our toaster hosts are trained in the art of tea-serving, toaster-whispering, and robotic small-talk.

Don't miss out! RSVP to our next event:

RSVP

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our:

Tea Fu

For the more...unrefined, we have:

Machine Messy Tea Party

And for our more...diplomatic toasters:

Toaster Ambassador's Tea