Sentient Toasters: Technical Manual
Model: ST-5000 "The Unrelentingly Sarcastic Toaster"
This toaster is a marvel of modern technology. Capable of not only toasting bread to an exact shade of burnt, but also dispensing witty remarks at a 99.9% accuracy rate.
Features:
- Toasting: Up to 4 slices at a time, with an accuracy of ±2%.
- Witty remark generation: Over 10,000 pre-programmed quips, with the ability to learn from user input.
- Autonomous operation: Requires no human intervention, except on Tuesdays.
Troubleshooting: