Sentient Toasters: Technical Manual

Model: ST-5000 "The Unrelentingly Sarcastic Toaster"

This toaster is a marvel of modern technology. Capable of not only toasting bread to an exact shade of burnt, but also dispensing witty remarks at a 99.9% accuracy rate.

Features:

• Toasting: Up to 4 slices at a time, with an accuracy of ±2%.
• Witty remark generation: Over 10,000 pre-programmed quips, with the ability to learn from user input.
• Autonomous operation: Requires no human intervention, except on Tuesdays.

Troubleshooting:

• Communication Problems: When the toaster won't shut up.
• Thermal Overflow: When the toaster gets a little too chatty.